Where Hurricane Dennis Will Go
Well, from the looks of things, Dennis is heading for the Alabama/Florida border. If this is true, he is probably headed for that lame-ass over-rated bar The Florabama.
“Hey, check it out – I’m drunk in a boring, lame-ass bar in Alabama! (hop) Now I’m drunk in boring, stupid-ass bar in FLORIDA! Heh, heh! I’m cool, brah. Here’s another six bucks – go get me a bottle of Bud Light while I straddle the state line. Dude! I wonder if I do something illegal over there in ‘Bama if their state cops can’t come over to the Florida side to catch me…”
Actually, I recall an earlier Storm wrecking it. I guess somebody’s not listening to Mother Nature.
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