We'll See How Long This Lasts…

5/26/2006

Fun Trivia (?)

Filed under: — Miltor @ 3:21 pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Milton!

  1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and milton.
  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of milton.
  3. Grapes explode if you put them inside milton.
  4. Miltonolatry is the mindless worship of milton!
  5. The condom – originally made from milton – was invented in the early 1500s.
  6. Milton has a memory span of three seconds!
  7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and milton has 7.
  8. Milton is incapable of sleep.
  9. Baskin Robbins once made milton flavoured ice cream.
  10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten milton!
I am interested in – do tell me about

5/16/2006

SunRocket

Filed under: — Miltor @ 5:39 pm

In the words of Popeye, “I”ve had all I can stand and I can’t stands no more!” And to paraphrase Mad Max, “Cingular – I thought you were going to be my Dog of War – You Disappoint me… Puppy…”

Most everything about my Austin experience has been Good (yes, in a Martha Stewart “Good Thing” sort of way). Notably, however, ever since we moved into the apartment here, my cell phone reception has… how shall I say?… SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY DONG. I even went so far as to buy a used cell in a Make and Model that I KNOW works here because M-n-R’s seem to do so pretty fine. And, while I do like my new cell (Sony Ericsson T-637, if you were wondering), I would rank its in-my-apartment performance just about two notches above DONKEY DONG. I mean how many conversations should a man in his own home have that go like this? – ME: “(whatever I was saying)”, THEM: “I can’t hear you. You’re breaking up. Are you on a cell phone?” And what kills me is that mere seconds later, I can be in exactly the same location, without moving an inch, and get OK reception.

So, what’s the point? Well, you now know the proud owner of a new VOIP phone setup. I bought into a year’s plan for phone service over the Internet for $199, and got three months free. That’s a pretty good deal – I get phone service for about $13/month, and can call anywhere in the U.S. for free. I have tested it and it seems to do well, so far. As with all things, though, keep in mind the title of this Blog – We’ll See How Long This Lasts. This, too may end up being a futile purchase that winds up just pissing me off. And I guess that will be alright, too, b/c I’ll post a rant about THAT, then. Who knew signal loss could be so much fun?

So, if you know me, please do call me on my crappy-signal-when-at-home cell or email me to get the HOME phone number. I guess folks should continue to try to find me using my cell number, and if I’m home I’ll say “Hey, can you call me on the other number”.

In the words of Emperor Jospeh II from Amadeus, “Well… there it is.”

5/9/2006

; )

Filed under: — Miltor @ 11:32 am

My mind is clearer, now.

At last, all too well, I can see where we all soon will be. Jesus, you’ve started to believe the things they say of you . You REALLY DO believe this talk of God is TRUE! All the good you’ve done will soon be swept away. YOU’VE begun to matter more than the THINGS YOU SAY.

Listen, Jesus, I don’t like what I see. All I ask is that you listen to me, and remember I’ve been your right hand man all along. You have set them all on fire. They think they’ve found the *New Messiah*, and they’ll hurt you when they find they’re wrong. I remember when this WHOLE THING began. NO talk of *God* then – we called you a man. And believe me – my admiration for you hasn’t died… But, every word you say today gets twisted ’round some other way, and they’ll hurt you if they think you’ve lied.

(Nazareth, your Famous Son should’ve stayed a Great Unknown. Like his father, carving wood, he’d have made good – tables, chairs and oaken chests would’ve suited Jesus best. He’d have caused nobody harm, no-one alarm.)

Listen, Jesus, do you care for your race? Don’t you see we must keep in our place? We are OCCUPIED! Have you forgotten how PUT-DOWN we are? I am frightened by the crowd, for we are getting much too loud, and they’ll crush us if we go too far. Listen, Jesus, to the warning I give. (PLEASE remember that I want us to live, but, it’s sad to see our chances weakening with every hour.) ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE BLIND! (Too much heaven on their minds!) It was beautiful, but now it’s sour. Yes! It’s ALL gone SOUR!

Listen, Jesus, to the warning I give! PLEASE REMEMBER that I want us TO LIVE! Come on! Come on, and listen to me!

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