She Thought She’d Do a Hoe-down
Oh, Ashlee, how you have fallen.
Here’s a mildly amusing site about Jessica Simpson’s little sister, Ashlee. I think we all know about how she was revealed to be lipsyncing her Saturday Night Live performance when the “backing vocal” for her first song came on while she was singing her second song. And, what a trooper! She panicked, followed by a stupid dance, ultimately leaving stage, all on live TV, then blamed her band for playing the wrong song.. What a bink.
My favorite part of the website is the tagline, based on a quick quote from her about what happened: She Thought She’d Do a Hoedown. That’s great!
February 15th, 2005 at 9:42 am
“That’s old news!”
Well, anybody relying on THIS website as their source for timely and accurate news is sorely misguided. For those unfortunate fools, I hear they’re trying something like that over at http://www.cnn.com.
Also, though I don’t like the band’s music much, one of my favorite quotes comes from Insane Clown Posse’s lead singer/rapper: “People are always talking about ‘Keeping it Real’ – f%&k that! We’re keeping it entertaining.”
February 16th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
http://www.lipsync.us/download.php?f=AshleeSimpson.mov
No dude, check that out. Holy shit!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I HATE Ashlee Simpson so much, and it’s not just since the SNL thing, I always hated her. She’s just pissed off because she’s not her sister. Waaaaaaaaaaa!
February 16th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
“Thanks paper towels!”
That’s just nasty.
February 20th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
That wasn’t me, btw. I believe Lailer posted that from my pc or perhaps her laptop, accidentally leaving me in the name and e-mail fields. Not like it matters. And I just killed this post. Yay.