Whoa! Cheerleader Private Nook-ums!
Yes!
Now THIS is my kind of news story.
And HERE are some pics! Aw-right! Not just two chicks making with the drunken nookie, but two CHEERLEADERS! And they were slamming on the stall walls and yelling out explicit phrases!
Glen Quaqmire could not be reached for comment, but his spokes-person provided the following quote:
“Giggity giggity giggity!!!”
*** UPDATE ***
I just found THIS LINK with VIDEO! (No, not of the actual event, but we have to take what we can get, when we can get it…)